Merry Christmas Ostrich Peeps: Flip Phone Edition

It's time for my bi-annual post. Ha. Right now we are taking a school break so here I am to update you on the latest happenings! It's five days from Christmas and I have wrapped one thing. I've outsourced wrapping to Shel, who has an unfortunate tape addiction. These gifts are ready for Fort Knox, … Continue reading Merry Christmas Ostrich Peeps: Flip Phone Edition

Seams and Cracks and All The Things That Fall Into Them

Β Last night we went to a friends house and watched a fire from their back yard. It was slightly surreal to swim around as the hills around us burst into flames and smoke. Thank you, firefighters, for fighting to keep us safe.I have tried fourteen ways to write about the summer. It's impossible. I even … Continue reading Seams and Cracks and All The Things That Fall Into Them

Vizzini Dies, JoAnn Rants, Republicans Dance

Today I watched the live stream of the Republican National Committee and lost my mind, and I forgot that Facebook isn't Twitter and sort of live tweeted the whole thing on Facebook, which I am sure is confusing.Then for extra dork points I made my husband watch "highlights" of the world's worst political convention, and … Continue reading Vizzini Dies, JoAnn Rants, Republicans Dance

Let’s Be Real. Derrick Doesn’t Want to Bat Anymore and I Need Jesus.

It's New Year's Eve, also known by many as the Day After My Birthday, which is also called 5 Days After Christmas and I have just received a huge box of coffee (five bags!)(Raised hands emoji). Β The kids are at Grandma's so I thought I would take a minute to see if I can still … Continue reading Let’s Be Real. Derrick Doesn’t Want to Bat Anymore and I Need Jesus.