Confessions Of A Content Plant Killer

I've killed all of my hydrangeas. They were thirsty, I was unfaithful.Tonight I made a salad with produce from my very own garden...and why do my cucumbers taste funny?My toenails are sea foam green and they remind me of mermaids.My house smells like brownies and the dishwasher is whirring.The sons are in bed, and one … Continue reading Confessions Of A Content Plant Killer