The Square Root Of Where the French Toast is My Phone

I've always been a procrastinator, especially when it came to math homework. I was so good at procrastinating that often I'd forget to even DO my math homework. I actually don't know all of my times tables and just the thought of learning my times tables makes me especially cranky. I'd rather clean my house.Then … Continue reading The Square Root Of Where the French Toast is My Phone

Nothing Happened…If You Don’t Count Rocket Launches, Treasure Hunts and Worm Assasinations

The weather changed and now we have a fire and pajamas at 1 p.m. The clouds rolled in and I battened down the hatches with picture books and big legos in the living room. We added a heaping dose of cartoons and that lazy feeling that comes when raindrops crash into pansies outside your window.I … Continue reading Nothing Happened…If You Don’t Count Rocket Launches, Treasure Hunts and Worm Assasinations

A Pocket Full of Pennies And A Couch Full Of Underwear

Tonight we're having friends over for dinner. We will be serving pizza and I bet a million trillion dollars my friend shows up in pajama pants. Let's just cross our fingers they're the ones with Darth Vader plastered all over them, because those are awesome and everyone knows you wear your most awesome pajama pants … Continue reading A Pocket Full of Pennies And A Couch Full Of Underwear