Green Ponds, Golden Mornings, GOOSE POOP

I sleep with my window open so I can smell the jasmine and the roses that live outside my bedroom window. Sometimes I hear a dog howl. Sometimes I wake to the sound of ducks, quacking their brains out and splashing in our pool.It's not a bad way to start the morning, but seriously, keep … Continue reading Green Ponds, Golden Mornings, GOOSE POOP

What Shel Wore: It’s Udderly Awesome

I used to have Instagram but then I lost my phone and so here I am, taking photos with a camera like it's 2006.I haven't replaced my phone yet. Let's not talk about it, it's too boring to recount. The point is, instead of continuing my #whatshelwore series in the cool way, I'm back in … Continue reading What Shel Wore: It’s Udderly Awesome

How To Keep A Toddler In Their Bed Without Using Butter

A few days ago, the toddler decided to escape from his crib. Our world hasn't been the same. Mornings start at 5 a.m. Evenings drag on until 11 p.m. My husband cries as I heartlessly shove him out of bed to "deal with the baby" and we both have been drowning our sorrows in ice … Continue reading How To Keep A Toddler In Their Bed Without Using Butter