It's how the orange feels when it's being pressed against the juicer.I am a small person, with a thin skin, and I don't like to be pressed. But is there any other way to make orange juice besides squeezing the orange?I avoid the hospital, for various reasons. The gowns, the smells, the medication, the monitors, … Continue reading Orange Juice And Other Painful Matters
I roll myself out of bed with a heave and a hoe, and I stumble into the hallway to get everyone some early morning milk, sippy cup style.On the way to the kitchen I stop to extract the "Cootie" game from the game cupboard, and I watch as my son dumps plastic caterpillar parts all … Continue reading The Dollar Tree Is Priceless And Other Wednesday Happenings
If I had a business card, it would list my occupation as, "Aspiring Napper, Professional Laundress"Get it? Because I'm tired...and I'm doing a lot of laundry. I'm totally living a life that demands a blog update. I haven't really been faithful to blogging lately, but thanks to refreshing ice water and a sudden burst of … Continue reading Seriously, What Is Going On Here?
"TMI? Too Much Information. It's just easier to say 'TMI'. I used to say "don't go there", but that's lame." -Michael, The OfficeI wasn't sure if I should "go there" with this post. But I can't think about anything else so I thought maybe, just maybe, if I tell everyone I know about it my … Continue reading TMI to the UTI